1sd2

2007-12-17T21:30:00.000+08:00

haha This blog is really dead. Really really dead.

Anyway, these are photos from Michelle Tang's wedding =D=D

CONGRATULATIONS!

And I'm thinking of changing the blog name. hah It sounds really stupid to still call ourselves 1sd2 when we're gonna be seniors next year. So, anyone with GOOD suggestions ( read GOOD not lame or stupid ) please tell me ! hahahah.

Hope you guys are enjoying your holidays and that no one else gets food poisoning (:

2007-12-10T05:11:00.000+08:00

does anyone come here anymore? class outing tmr! yayers!

2007-10-12T14:38:00.001+08:00

These are pictures long overdue but here they are.

Jingwen's paparazzi moment. HAHA.

2007-09-30T10:14:00.000+08:00

Hey guys.
Here's something I got off facebook, just for laughs .

Hope revision is going well, but just in the event that it isn't....
you guys know what to do during the exam =D

30 things to do in an exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway.

1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

2007-09-24T16:17:00.000+08:00

1SD2 has broken a new record of only having 3 people turn up for school today.

CONGRATULATIONS !

hahahahahaha.
This is really hilarious.

Jw, tim, jeremy, hope you guys had a fun time today. haha.

2007-09-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

Hey guys.

Bio is this wed (5th sept) 9.30am-12.30am at F 6.1
See you there

&

Happy ~~holidays.~~ mugging.

2007-08-08T20:19:00.000+08:00

OH NO.

I just discovered that I forgot to give Jeraldine and Kim the cards the class signed for you guys! HAHA

I am SO SO SO SORRY.

Monday yeah (:

haha.

2007-08-07T22:16:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!

haha Nice cake smashing session we had today huh.

& SOMEONE received flowers from KSL huh. HAHAHHA.

We celebrated Jeraldine's and Kim's birthday together.

2007-08-04T21:24:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERALDINE !

2007-07-27T22:37:00.001+08:00

Random photos .
TGIF, but not really cause it all starts again on Monday ):
Forgive me, I'm not in a real upbeat mood now. haha.

2007-07-24T22:37:00.003+08:00

HEY

remember to bring your collegiate shirt tomorrow for informal photoshoot .

THANKS.

ps : I'm not sure how to spell collegiate but I dont care cause I STILL HAVENT DONE MY WR YET!

2007-07-24T22:37:00.002+08:00

HEY

remember to bring your collegiate shirt tomorrow for informal photoshoot .

THANKS.

ps : I'm not sure how to spell collegiate but I dont care cause I STILL HAVENT DONE MY WR YET!

2007-07-22T20:23:00.001+08:00

hey guys, class phototaking is this wednesday and we need to think of a theme for our informal photoshoot, preferably somewhere near the sports complex.

If anyone has any ideas, please let me know.
Marc suggested jumping into the pool but Emily can't cause she's allergic to the water or something (im not too sure) so maybe someone can suggest something else?

have fun reading your GP political package,

2007-07-15T04:20:00.000+08:00

Thanks you guys for the cake and card and everything. I completely forgot about the customary surprise lol!

PS: I won't be sitting with the class anymore, I have to sit with the choir!! I will miss the mornings where almost the whole row sleeps through announcements (unintentionally of course). I am so sad I didn't get to enjoy the last day of sitting together (we weren't told in advance!!)!!!

2007-07-14T11:04:00.001+08:00

HEY GUYS.

Please do your econs tutorial firm cost production essay question 1 OR 2 by monday.
If not I'm so gonna be screwed. haha
Refer to my blog for details

and have a good weekend !

2007-06-30T12:32:00.001+08:00

MORE PHOTOS!

more photos.

2007-06-29T18:55:00.000+08:00

presenting everyone's favourite little boy!
MARC SEAH ZHE CONG!
okay guys! terms are finally over! we can look forward to a few more months of mugging before terms are here so study hard and buck up! (:

Pakkee.

2007-06-24T20:58:00.001+08:00

hey guys,

school starts tomorrow and so does terms ):

Hope everyone's prepared. But if you aren't its okay !
Come join the "i'm gonna be screwed over by terms " club.

All the best.

2007-06-08T23:49:00.002+08:00

Hey guys ! Class camp was fun was it not. Flour, scavenger hunt, movie, night games, night swimming....
Thank you to everyone who turned up , hope you guys had a blast.
And to those who didn't. YOUR LOSS. hah.

SPECIAL THANKS to Kim and Marc for organising the games , they were really fun.

Let's have more such camps in the future (:

Now, study hard for terms everyone. HOHO.

PS: Everyone send me their photos ! Or just upload it directly to the class blog, ask me for the log in and pw if you still don't know it.

CHEERS

2007-06-08T13:10:00.000+08:00

I had loads of fun even though I was only there for half the camp, I hope everyone had loads of fun too!

Winners of the Scavenger Hunt and the ever elusive game master (who didn't run one bit)

PAKKEE: Girlfriend!
SARA: AHHH! Girlfriend!
SARA: Air kiss! I've figured it out! It's right cheek first!
PAKKEE: OH! Okay!
BOTH: muah muah!

Maybe he'll be the next Commes des Garcon/ Agnes B. homme model

Or not.

class stayover 2

2007-06-01T23:15:00.000+08:00

Also, please remember to bring your swimwear for the class stayover.
thanks

Class Stayover

2007-05-29T21:22:00.001+08:00

Hey guys,

please remember to bring your consent forms and a torchlight on the day of our class camp (7th-8th june).

THANKS.

Kerri.

pictures! everybody's favourite.

2007-05-29T20:54:00.000+08:00

hello marc seah this is a tribute to you.
charles in miss tang's blue chair. HAHAHA.
serves you right.

2007-05-19T21:25:00.000+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY !

Yup, 1sd2 finally has a class blog.
A place where everyone can interact and I'll be posting notices , announcements , important dates to note and stuff up here. So do come visit our blog regularly for updates.

The template's a little plain I know but I like it cause everything's very clean cut and neat. Anyway if you have a blog let me know and I'll link our class people here. And yes I've added a tagboard cause I find it much easier than comments (that way everyone can read what everyone's been writing. haha.)
If you wanna know the log in name and pw for the blog ask me yeah (:

LOVE,
Kerri Teo.